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Adasse Agassi ([personal profile] gottakeeponejumpahead) wrote in [community profile] faderiftorg 2018-05-01 03:28 am (UTC)

Re: REPORTS

SUBJECT: Scouting Report of the Wounded Coast
PARTICIPANTS: Adasse Agassi
DATE FILED: Last day of Cloudreach
STATUS: Complete
SUMMARY: Adasse was sent to scout the Wounded Coast. He didn't find much, except for a very distressed lady with a cat up a tree. He got the cat and earned cat hair and scones for his trouble.

REPORT:

Hey Boss,

So as you asked, I rode up to the Wounded Coast to take a look-see around. I didn't really find much in the way of slavers or bandits. In fact it was weirdly quiet out there for criminal activities. I'm thinking we're scaring off a lot of the local element much further up the coast, where the Inquisition can't interfere with their business.

As it stands, the only thing I found was a middle-aged woman wringing her hands and practically bawling at me the moment she saw me. She didn't even make some sort of smart remark about my being an elf -- she just sobbed at me to help her save her Mister Wigglebottoms. Mr Wigglebottoms is a fine specimin of calico kitty, and since I like cats more than I like shems, I was pleased to help. I got a few claws for my trouble, but nothing a little ale can't fix.

The lady was grateful, and gifted me with a scone. I also got a bit of cat hair, but I prefer the scone honestly.

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