NAME: Salvio Pizzicagnolo
DIVISION: Diplomacy
CONTACT: Inbox
SKILLS & EXPERTISE: note-taking. filing. penmanship and calligraphy. cartography. avoiding unwanted attention. making tea. former assistant to the former seneschal. now promoted... to seneschal.

TITLE: Seneschal
CURRENT WORK: Manning the complaint box.... and everything else.

Now that he is seneschal, it's time for you to all do your paperwork! In his demands for his team, Salvio is permissive and passive-aggressive. He would rather write pointed memos in increasingly dangerous ink colors (there's a scale that ranges from black ink [everything is okay] to red ink [everything is awful]) than face someone down. He prizes paperwork and papertrails above all else, and loves designing new memos and forms for people to fill out.

He has taken on this assignment of authority under great duress, because he would much rather have someone telling him what to do than be forced into a position where he suddenly has to tell people what to do--but he's compliant with orders and, now that he has been ordered to be in charge, will make himself be in charge.

If and when one of you drops a ball, Salvio will rush in, scoop it up, and add it to all of the balls that he is carrying around. Why are there so many balls? How should he know, he doesn't ask questions.

COMPLETED WORK & REPORTS: ongoing by which I mean there's a full tray of memos he has yet to read